If you're looking for Ian Phillips, the author of Lost: Lost and Found Pet Posters from Around the World, the genius book designer for presses like Green Candy Press and the exquisite Pas de Chance books showcasing Derek McCormack, I'm sorry to disappoint you—but very flattered. You're one "l" off. You need to click here.

If you're looking for Ian Philips, the author of See Dick Deconstruct and Satyriasis, the co-editor of I Do/I Don't: Queers on Marriage, the editor in chief and mama bear of Suspect Thoughts Press, congratulations. Here I am in the cyberflesh. Keep on reading to find the magic entrance portal.

And if you looking for any other Ian Phillips or Ian Philips, I'm sorry we're not it. Google on, my friend, and good luck.

So where were we? Ah, yes…

Greetings, cyberwanderers!

You've reached the gate to a garden of earthly delights. Alright, earthy delights. Few scandalous poses but lots of salacious prose. And so, the state of world being what it is, I must warn you that this site is FOR ADULTS ONLY.

Alas, the laws of my land demand this be determined by mere age and not maturity. So, if you are 18 or older, please feel free to hop through the looking glass.

If you are not, we'll still be here when you are–the Fates and the publishing industry willing! Ciao for now, my child.

And if you are chronologically an adult and yet mightily offended by the musings of an unrepentant Sodomite, then may we recommend that, like the Angel of Death, you pass over this house and exit here.

Lastly, mahalo and thank you, friend or foe, for stumbling upon us and patiently reading to the very bottom of this wordy welcome when you could have run along long ago. Pleasant travels as you jump a ride on the next intriguing link.

Yours ever so sincerely,
ian philips, the little kahuna who could