UNCLE IAN'S VERBAL PETTING ZOO:
THEY SCRATCH; YOU SNIFF

If you're already familiar with my writingand Goddess bless you, childthen you'll know what I mean when I say the following to describe my writing:

I'm a novelist trying to write my way out of a short story.

Actually, if I have to give a down-and-not-so-dirty sound bite about my style, my themes, I say modestly: I'm a magic satirist. (I try to explain this concept in under 350,000 words in my FAQ.)

Don't believe me. Well, I've got a few samples here to prove my points. Yup. Even some poetry! And I have a list of priors for every offense of mine that's made it onto the printed and cyber page.

And for those of you craving something new, well, I have names and places for where you can go and see what frightful but brand-new beasties have sprung fully loaded from my aching head. Behold!